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I sent this paper to JK Rowling explaining how the...
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July 2012
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That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch...
Killer: turn down that dark road.
Rapist: I was planning on it.
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Ernesto's Starship: The Magic Madonna Genie & Me →
ernestoriley: Me: Madonna Genie?! Poof! Madonna Genie: Yes Ernesto. Me: I want perfect grammar and spelling. Madonna Genie: I can’t grant that wish. Me: Why the hell not?? You’re a Magic Madonna Genie aren’t you?? Me: Yes I am, but it’s in your soul contract to suck at grammar and spelling. Me: My soul…
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siriuslyhoran: there is no greater punishment than slow internet I hear ya! =S
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photonmode: does anyone else have that one fictional character that they’re just so emotionally attached to that someone saying anything remotely negative about them feels like a personal attack on you but you never say anything about it or ask them to stop because people can hate whoever the fuck they want and you’re fully aware of how stupid it is to get offended over a fictional character...
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Anonymous asked: dre headphones are f*cking SWEEET.. go to TUMBLRSTAFF(.)COM right NOW. f*cking right NOW! Holy cr*p!
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Fifty Shades of Unoriginal
When I first heard about Fifty Shades of Grey, for some odd reason, the name really stuck with me. It sounded full of promises, and I felt excited about reading a new book. Even though it’s a groomed version of a fan fiction of *grimace* Twilight, I thought I’d give it a go. And I did. I finished the entire trilogy in five days. When a book title is claimed to be holding the #1 place...
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: That's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
ME: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER, THIS WILL BE...
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Annoyed!
Apparently, rising to a position of influence does NOT necessarily mean that one would develop the urge to use their common sense on a more frequent basis. This world is full of indecent idiots. :@
Jun 3rd
May 2012
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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
You have no idea.
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