Are you FUCKING kidding me? You didn’t see the size of the man standing in front of you? He was literally as high as an elephant! What the fuck were you thinking, goading him like that without making SURE that he was fucking immobile? What did you do, just stab him ONCE? And you thought you had won? You fucking moron!
Did you enjoy the feeling of your skull caving in? The feeling of your eyes getting dug out must have been Fucking A.
I understand you were pissed about your sister’s death and wanted revenge. But did you have to be fool about it? You didn’t, but you made a fool of yourself anyway, and look where it got you!
George R R Martin, what the fuck is your problem, you senile son of a bitch? Oberyn was one of the most entertaining characters in the entire fucking series! And Tyrion is the best one! Where the fuck do you get off, breaking the fans’ hearts like this repeatedly? What did you achieve by killing Oberyn and jeopardising Tyrion’s chances of fucking staying alive? Do you have a death wish? Cause I feel like killing your saggy old arse right this fucking second!
I sent this paper to JK Rowling explaining how the wizarding gene could be singular, autosomal, and dominant despite the protests of a bunch of fans who stopped learning genetics after Punnett squares in 4th grade. Warning: contains science and is not approved for Creationists.
does anyone else have that one fictional character that they’re just so emotionally attached to that someone saying anything remotely negative about them feels like a personal attack on you but you never say anything about it or ask them to stop because people can hate whoever the fuck they want and you’re fully aware of how stupid it is to get offended over a fictional character anyways???