I sent this paper to JK Rowling explaining how the...
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That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch...
Killer: turn down that dark road.
Rapist: I was planning on it.
Ernesto's Starship: The Magic Madonna Genie & Me →
ernestoriley: Me: Madonna Genie?! Poof! Madonna Genie: Yes Ernesto. Me: I want perfect grammar and spelling. Madonna Genie: I can’t grant that wish. Me: Why the hell not?? You’re a Magic Madonna Genie aren’t you?? Me: Yes I am, but it’s in your soul contract to suck at grammar and spelling. Me: My soul…
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Fifty Shades of Unoriginal
When I first heard about Fifty Shades of Grey, for some odd reason, the name really stuck with me. It sounded full of promises, and I felt excited about reading a new book. Even though it’s a groomed version of a fan fiction of *grimace* Twilight, I thought I’d give it a go. And I did. I finished the entire trilogy in five days. When a book title is claimed to be holding the #1 place...
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: That's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
ME: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER, THIS WILL BE...
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Apparently, rising to a position of influence does NOT necessarily mean that one would develop the urge to use their common sense on a more frequent basis. This world is full of indecent idiots. :@
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
You have no idea.